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Friday, October 24

The Move to Primates

Primates (this includes Apes which includes Humans, Homo Sapian Sapian)- This is a gill-less, organic, RNA, DNA, protein based metabolic, metazoic, nucleic, diploid, bilaterally symmetrical, endothermic, digestive, tripoblastic piscatant, duderostone, collimate with a spinal cord and 12 cranial nerves connecting to a limbic system with a large cerebral cortex with a reduced olfactory region inside of a jawed skull with specialized teeth including canines and premolars, forward oriented, fully enclosed optical orbits in a single temporal fenestrate attached to a vertebrate, hind-leg dominant, tetrapodal skeleton with a sacral pelvis, clavicle, and wrist and ankle bones and having lungs, tear ducts, body-wide hair follicles, lacteal mammories, opposable thumbs, and keratinized dermas and kitinous nails on all five nails on all four extremities in addition to an embryonic development in amniotic fluid leading to a placental birth and a highly social lifestyle. -AronRa

Just a point for those who don't understand evolution. Each of these steps had its own inividual step in the evolutionary process.

2 comments:

Jairus Durnett said...

Just in general, I could do without the body-wide hair follicles.

Mech-ie said...

Yeah some of them can definately go. Wait... urs isn't body wide... ur bald!

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female mechanical engineering and philosophy double-major at a small, Catholic university... no I'm not Catholic. I never beat the pope at arm wrestling...